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Misc Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Shiny New MotorcycleAn engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first. The second eng
- Sex drive is too high.A feeble old man is in his doctor's office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says to the man, "So, you seem in fine health. Any problems?" "Yes, Doc," the old man slowly responded
- Cold RemedyA remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the "Atlantic Monthly": At the first sign of a cold, go to bed with a bottle of whiskey and a hat. Place the hat on the left-hand
- Bathroom JokeQ. If you're American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? A. European.
- Watch what you say!My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I wouldn't know what to say," she replied. "Just say w
- Skeleton JokeA Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.
- The Garden of EdenOne day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these
- Rules Guys wished Girls knew...Rules that guys wished girls knew.......... 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever
- A Bugs MindWhat is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? It's butt!
- 12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over12. Hey, wasn't your daughter a porn queen? 11. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special! 10. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket? 9. No, offi, offic, lucifer .