Light Bulbs Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Q: How many suburbanitesQ: How many suburbanites does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but it has to look like every other light bulb on the block.
- Q: How many membersQ: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six-Scotty to get on the intercom when the light goes out and say "I canna do it, Cap'n! These bulbs are stoon dea
- Q: How many membersQ: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb? A: 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk w
- How many people with multiple personality disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?One, but they're really three.
- Q: How many YaleQ: How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--New Haven looks better in the dark! Note: If you have ever been to New Haven, you'll know it really does.
- Q: How many GreenpeaceQ: How many Greenpeace researchers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two, one to put in the new one and one to recycle the old one.
- Q: How many YorkshiremenQ: How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.
- Q: How many PentiumQ: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder....
- How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
- Untitled jokeHow many Mac users does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It has to be done by your local authorized dealer.