Light Bulbs Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- How many people with multiple personality disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?One, but they're really three.
- How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
- How many Hari Krishnas does it take to screw in a light bulb?Ten, one to do it and the rest to dance around, play the tambourine, chant, and sing.
- How man politicians does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to change the bulb, and one to change it back again.
- How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a light bulb?None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses.
- How many Satmar Chassidim does it take to screw in a light bulb?Umm, sorry, a man has to do that, it's beyond the capability of a woman.
- How many Shiites does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to hijack a light bulb, one to commandeer a jet to the Beirut airport, one to hold press conferences, and one to negotiate with Israel and the US for the release of fluorescent bulbs held
- How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb?The light bulb seems to working fine on our system...
- How many Pentium chip designers does it take to change a light bulb?1.99934342, but that's close enough for the average peron.
- How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to do it and one to write a crappy folk song about it.