Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To set bassoons on fire.Q: Why does an oboist always have to fight for correct intonation?A: Because most oboes are full of holes.Q: How do you make an oboist play a sustained A-flat?A: Steal his batteries.
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