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- The Chicken'sWhat did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange? " Look what Marma-Lade!! "
- Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa?Q: Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa? A: Because of all the cheetahs.
- CoffeeWaiter! This coffee tastes like mud. Yes sir, it's fresh ground.
- Lesser Of Two EvilsTwo Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywood and became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturall
- Chess NutsA group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the hotel manager came out of his office and aske
- One and the same.A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal' while the other goes to a family in Spain and is named 'Juan'. Years later Juan sends a
- Doctors DaiquiriA Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the Doctors drink waiting for him at precisely 5:03
- Computer DiedTed: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: A terminal illness
- Two pieces of string walk into a bar...Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to the bar and says, "Barkeep! Give me a beer!" The bartender replies, "Well uh..aren't you a piece of string?" The piece of string ans
- Witches BrewWhat do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!