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- Snow White and her PrinceWhat did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos were done? I knew some day my prints would come!
- Really CornyThat was Zen, this is Tao.
- The new car.There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car. So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. "But," he said to the salesperson, "I would like my car personalized. Would it be possible to
- Play on words :)Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was q
- Piano vs Mine ShaftQ: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor!
- FirearmsThere was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. While pumping he got gas on his arm. He wiped some of it off, then forgot about it. He paid for his gas and got in the truck. As he w
- Christmas partyA few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many of my colleagues were there, and many of them are German. Helmut, Franz, and Rudolf were there. I was talking to Rudolf abo
- Definition of PandaA panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you
- AthletesIf athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? - Mistle toe, of course!
- Zen Buddhist Buys a HotdogThis Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, "Give me one with everything". So the vender makes him a hotdog with everything, hands it to the Buddhist Monk. The Budd