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- The Chicken'sWhat did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange? " Look what Marma-Lade!! "
- Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa?Q: Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa? A: Because of all the cheetahs.
- CoffeeWaiter! This coffee tastes like mud. Yes sir, it's fresh ground.
- Chess NutsA group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the hotel manager came out of his office and aske
- One and the same.A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal' while the other goes to a family in Spain and is named 'Juan'. Years later Juan sends a
- Lesser Of Two EvilsTwo Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywood and became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturall
- Witches BrewWhat do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
- Really CornyThat was Zen, this is Tao.
- The new car.There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car. So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. "But," he said to the salesperson, "I would like my car personalized. Would it be possible to
- Play on words :)Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was q