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- The Chicken'sWhat did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange? " Look what Marma-Lade!! "
- Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa?Q: Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa? A: Because of all the cheetahs.
- DownsizingA small business owner was faced with the problem that he needed to downsize his company. He added up all the receipts and discovered he could get by if he fired one of his employees. He looked in his
- AffluanceA rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture. The car slowly stopped, and the chauffeur got out. After a long delay the society lady wound down the win
- Shellfish CrabTwo lobsters were sunbathing on the beach. The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone. Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, dec
- ElmoWhat was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory? 2 testtickles!
- The Foo Bird.A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hired a young native to accompany him as his guide. Soon, a large flock of birds flew overhead and the hunter took aim. The guide gra
- MolesWay back in the country one morning, Papa Mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said, "What a beautiful morning! I think I smell sauage and pancakes!" Mama mole sticks her head out of the mo
- SealAn Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and has it looked over. The Chillyland mechanic from under the hood says: "Ma'am it looks like you b
- Bill CollectorWARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TO MOURN HIS PASSING. A bill collector knocked on the door of a country debtor. "Is Fred home?" he asked the woman who answered th