Food & Drinks Jokes
60 Jokes on 6 Pages
- Food one-linerA couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.
- The family of tomatoesA family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a re
- Food one-linerSign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
- Purchasing power of burgersCologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big Mac" hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can purchase, said one of Germany's leading institutes
- Improving fry cooking timeIn January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories about government research scientists hired out for civilian business uses was the Arg
- Food one-linerI thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
- What is this?When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I d
- Are caterpillars good to eat?Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny:
- You should learn to be more politeOne day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you go
- The results of a studyAbout 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to.