Car Bumpers Jokes
25 Jokes on 3 Pages
- It's notIt's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Mediocrity thrives on
- If weIf we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. A closed mouth gathers no feet. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a c
- Stop repeatStop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them! Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? I intend to live forever - so far, so good. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard di
- "Women who"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition." "It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you." "If you don't like the news, go out and make some." "I Brake For No Apparent Reason
- "Time is"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!" "According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist." "Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have." "How Can I
- Those whoThose who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. She's always
- "Lead me"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself." "I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?" "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon" "3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who
- Gravity -Gravity - It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW! Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible? Life is too complicated in the morning. All I want is less to do, more t
- If youIf you are psychic - think "HONK" If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! Don't get me mad! I'm run
- Stay in this circleA woman driver bumped into a guy's car and did a fair amount of damage. The male driver asked why she did it, and she replied, "Because I wanted to. That's all the reason I need." Then the driver s