Car Bumpers Jokes - 3
25 Jokes on 3 Pages
- Sarcasm isSarcasm is just one more service we offer. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you." Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. Stress is when you wake
- Gravity -Gravity - It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW! Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible? Life is too complicated in the morning. All I want is less to do, more t
- "Time is"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!" "According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist." "Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have." "How Can I
- Where there'sWhere there's a will...I want to be on it. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it. Friends help you move. Real friends help y
- Dirty mindedI don't have a dirty mind. (I wash it every day...)