Car Bumpers Jokes
25 Jokes on 3 Pages
- Woman driver and the treesA woman driver is heading down the expressway, when all of a sudden the woman sees a tree to her left, a tree to her right, and a tree directly in front of her, so she swerves and hits a guardrail.
- Stay in this circleA woman driver bumped into a guy's car and did a fair amount of damage. The male driver asked why she did it, and she replied, "Because I wanted to. That's all the reason I need." Then the driver s
- "Women who"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition." "It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you." "If you don't like the news, go out and make some." "I Brake For No Apparent Reason
- My karmaMy karma ran over your dogma. I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!! A fool and his money are a girl's best friend. I'm not driving fast-just flying low. Help starve a feeding bureauc
- "Lead me"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself." "I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?" "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon" "3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who
- If weIf we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. A closed mouth gathers no feet. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a c
- WANTED: MeaningfulWANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. All men are idiot
- Ambivalent? WellAmbivalent? Well yes and no.... Does your train of thought have a caboose? Is it time for your medication or mine? I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck How d
- It's notIt's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Mediocrity thrives on
- A cubicleA cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. Help wanted telepath: you