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- Best Thing Out of...What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles!
- Dumb PartWhat's the dumbest part of a man's body? His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two nuts, and it lives right around the corner from an asshole.
- Penis TaxNew IRS Tax Policy GOVERNMENT NOTICE January 1, 1995 To: All Male Taxpayers From: IRS RE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040P The only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is your peni
- The Bobbitt PrayerNow I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep, And if I wake and it is gone, I hope to find it on the lawn. I hope the dog that's running free, Doesn't see that little part of me, Many pr
- The Bobbit HillbilliesSung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" Come and listen to my story of a man named John, A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone. It seems one night after gettin' with his wife, She l
- 21 types of pissers!21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM! EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. CROSSEYED:
- Women's Breasts Like a Train SetWhy are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time? Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
- Dead PussyAn old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy." The driver pointed to the woman i
- No Pubic Hair?A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed that she had no pubic hair. The man shouted, "What, no wool? In my country all women have wool down
- Bragging CowboysThree cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The first says, "I must be the meanest, t