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Blonde Jokes - 8
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- Wash Hair In SinkQ: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
- blondes coffinWhy do blondes need coffins shaped like the letter "T"? Because when you put them on their backs, their legs open.
- Cattle HerdersQ: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
- Blonde and the mosquitoWhat's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking.
- Two Brain CellsQ: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant
- Half A BrainQ: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!
- Blonde and 747 DifferenceQ: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747? A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
- Like GSTQ: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada) A: Because they can spell it. Q: What is 74 to
- Butter and BlondeQ: What is the difference between butter and a blonde? A: Butter is difficult to spread.
- PunctuationQ: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!