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Blonde Jokes - 7
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- Blonde CoyoteDid you hear about the blonde coyote? It got stuck in a bear trap, chewed off thee legs and was still stuck.
- Shoulder PadsQ: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put
- the mirrorThere were these two blondes walking down the road, when one of them saw a mirror and picked it up. She looked in it and said, "This pers
- Between Two BrunettesQ: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.
- Blonde On Either SideQ: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter.
- No Coffee BreaksQ: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
- Painting ContractorA painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote
- PassengerQ: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
- Hair UpQ: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
- Window SeatQ: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A1: She'd just dyed her hair. A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn'