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Blonde Jokes - 5
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Raking LeavesQ: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.
- Laughter On MondayQ: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
- ZebraQ: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot.
- PonytailsQ: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the valve stem.
- Affairs With MenQ: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A: She kept having affairs with men!
- Only Half Way to NorwayQ: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viki
- Why Legs?Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3: So they do
- No Arms Nor LegsQ: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? A: "Nice tits!"
- Unmarried In BMWQ: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee.
- Penny OfferQ: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.