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Blonde Jokes - 2
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- Good CookQ: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
- Mystery WriterQ: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries? A: She has a checkbook.
- Pizza CuttingQ: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve p
- Magic BottleThree blondes are walking down the beach And they find a magic bottle with a genie inside. When the genie comes out he says, "I'm a magic ge
- Frying PanQ: How is a blonde like a frying pan? A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
- InnuendoQ: What does a blonde think an innuendo is? A: An Italian suppository.
- Bermuda TriangleQ: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.
- More FunA government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
- Pig Under Her ArmQ: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says
- God's SonA dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven,