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Blonde Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- "You've Got Mail"A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned t
- 99 Blonds and 1 BrunetteThere are 99 Blonds on a plane and 1 Brunette. The captain radios in that they are going down, So they drop all the luggage. They were still going down so they drop out all the chairs. They were still
- Dog with one eyeTwo blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes
- AirlineA blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class. The steward who checks
- Revenge of the blondesQ: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What is black and blue and brown lying in a ditch?
- Trip To The DesertA red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert. They each brought one item for survival. The red-head brought water
- Blonde JokeQ: What goes "Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech"? A: A blonde at a flashing red light.
- Blonde JokeQ: What do you get when a blonde and a gang member have a kid? A: A juvenile delinquent that sprays grafitti on chain-link fences.
- What happens if you put a blonde up side down?Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down? A: A brunette with a bad breath.
- How to break the nose of a blonde.Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde? A: You put a dildo under a glass table!