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Blonde Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- "You've Got Mail"A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned t
- 99 Blonds and 1 BrunetteThere are 99 Blonds on a plane and 1 Brunette. The captain radios in that they are going down, So they drop all the luggage. They were still going down so they drop out all the chairs. They were still
- Blond computer jokeQ. What does a blonde and a computer have in common? A. You don't learn to appreciate them until they go down.
- A blonde in a Hardware storeA blonde goes in to a hardware store, walks up to the counter and asks, "Can I buy that TV?" The guy replies "No" so the blonde goes outs
- The Blond and the Brunette.There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane. All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash! There was only one parachute a
- How to break the nose of a blonde.Q: How do you break a blonde's nose? A: You put a dildo under a glass table!
- Trip To The DesertA red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert. They each brought one item for survival. The red-head brought water.
- Revenge of the blondesQ: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What is black and blue and brown lying in a ditch?
- Little HolesQ: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.
- Wear A CondomQ: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.