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Blonde Jokes
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- "You've Got Mail"A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned t
- 99 Blonds and 1 BrunetteThere are 99 Blonds on a plane and 1 Brunette. The captain radios in that they are going down, So they drop all the luggage. They were still going down so they drop out all the chairs. They were still
- Blond computer jokeQ. What does a blonde and a computer have in common? A. You don't learn to appreciate them until they go down.
- A blonde in a Hardware storeA blonde goes in to a hardware store, walks up to the counter and asks, "Can I buy that TV?" The guy replies "No" so the blonde goes outs
- Blonde by cornfieldA brunette was rowing her boat in a corn field when a blonde girl drives by. The blonde stops and yells to the brunette, "You are so stupid!
- Another Dumb BlondeA young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy o
- stupid jokeQ. Santa Claus, a smart blonde, and a brunette made a bet as to who would hit the ground first if they all jumped off a bridge at the same t
- Grieving BlondeThere was a blonde that lived next to a brunette. One day, the blonde was crying so the brunette went over and asked what was wrong. The blo
- Blonde and HouseQ: What's dumber than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater? A: A blonde trying to set fire to it.
- Blondes Making Kool-AidWhy don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.