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Answering Machine Jokes

6 Jokes on 1 Pages
  • Suicide Hotline
    Thank you for calling the Suicide Hotline. Please leave your name, number, and a brief description of your chosen method of demise, and we'll be sure to get back to you sometime within the next week o
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  • CIA
    You have reached the private secure CIA hotline. This call has been traced, and you may expect 30 angry agents to kick down your door at any moment. [BEEP]
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  • Mom's Basement
    You've reached my mom's basement, where I continue to live, despite the fact that I am in my mid-40's. I have no life. [BEEP]
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  • Soviet
    Thank you for calling Soviet Embassy. No KG... Um, I mean... Um, no "diplomats" are able to answer phone, so at sound of capitalist tone, leave name, telephone number, and short description of secrets
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  • MPAA Answering Machine
    Thank you for calling the Motion Picure Association of America. We can't come to the phone right now, as we're too busy bribing various politicians to pass laws favorable to us, and over-dramatically
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  • Prank call
    (To be left on an answering machine, or as a general prank call) "You know, the strangest thing happened to me today... I asked the devil for a condom, and he gave me three. I asked the devil for a
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