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Animals Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Black rooster and the white cat.Here is a list of questions, you have two seconds to read it and think of an answer when times up look at the answer and see if you got it right. Note: (Please read all of the writing presented on thi
- Copper jokeQ: Whats the differance between a hellicopter and a rhino A: "a hell If I No"
- Winnie the pooWhy did winnie the pooh look in the toilet? To find Piglett
- How to wash a catHOW TO WASH THE CAT 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe it while you carry him t
- A blind man in a storeA blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!
- The cowqlaterQ. what do you get if you cross a cow and a computer A.a cowqlater.
- Battered FishQ.Do you know what happened to the fish that was taking a stroll through the Bronx? A.He got Battered
- Penguin goes into a barSo ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman "have you seen my brother?"... and the barman says "I don't know, what does he look like?" (ba-dum-tish)
- I get so drunk that I imagine thingsThe drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there, pal?" "A mongoose." "What for?" "Well, you know
- The chicken.Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!