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Animals Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Big TesticlesA tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the w
- Q. What's the difference between a woman with pms and a rottweiler? A. Lipstick.
- Clinton HijinxBill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm. A secret serviceman greeted him. "Nice pigs, sir!" "Thank you. Though these are no ordinary p
- Want some chicken?Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him because he was doing 50 MPH. He accelera
- A blind man is standing at the corner...A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of his nice herringbone tweed trousers. The guy immedia
- Three in oneQ. What do you call a dog with no legs? A. Nothing - he cant come to you anyway Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef Q. What do you call a group of cattle in a jacking off? A.
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?A: To get to the other slide.
- Go, Silver, Go!A man was driving his truck down an old country lane, when his truck stalled and fell into a ditch. Well, it just so happend to be that there was a farmer about a block away from the accident. The man
- For Cat Lovers.For Cat Lovers An aquarium is just interactive television for cats. Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be. At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take
- A frog calls a psychicRecently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and