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- A Fairy TaleOnce upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me.
- 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer: 10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It`s hard to type with paws) 9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard enough; 'delete' and 'save' are out of
- Dog life...Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for? Well, that's probably how dogs spend most of their lives...
- Lucky dogWhat has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
- Ms. Piggy CountsQ: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!
- Blubber troubleWhales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
- MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road!" And the chicken crossed the road, and...
- Soup you don\'t want to eat.What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin'off.
- How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?How many polish people does it take to milk a cow? 9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders, and one to tell them when to move the cow up and down.
- Washing the DogA young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.