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Animals Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Dog vs. FoxQ: What is the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About five drinks.
- There was once a manThere was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tr
- A frog calls a psychicRecently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and
- New dinosaur found!Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A: A Lickalotapuss!
- Jesus is watching YouA robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. "Jesus is watching you," a voice said "Huh?, oh well," the robber said and continued shinning his torch. "Jesus is watching you," the voice cont
- Worms.Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other? A: Put it in a bowl of flour and wait for it to fart.
- Mice in a lightbulb?Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two...but I don't know how they'd get in there!
- GrasshopperA grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink." The bartender can't believe his eyes and says, "Oh my Gosh, I can't believe this, you're a talking grasshopper!" "Do you kn
- WhalesA male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
- Farmboy & BullLittle farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he's late. Farmboy replies that he had to take the family cow over to the neighbour's to get her bred by a bull. Annoyed, teacher demands,