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- Pa Won't Like ItA farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll hel
- A horse of a different colorThe tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in modern bus
- Intelligent Life?Aliens from Somewhere-Out-There just landed on Earth. The Captain and First Mate step out and says: "Creatures of the third planet... erm, we have come from Somewhere-Out-There, and we wish to talk to
- The CEOA fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you r
- Mechanical vs. ChemicalWhat is the difference between MechanicalEngineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, CivilEngineers build targets.
- Tennessee DivorceQ: What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common? A: Someone is going to lose a trailer.
- Obnoxious Pool Fun*Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met. *Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
- True Newspaper Clippings1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED. SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART DOG 2 WIR
- The Engineer's Love LifeAn architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said, “I enjoyed time with my wife, building a solid foundation
- Napster vs. MetallicaProbably everyone have heard about the Napster - Metallica thing... where Metallica got 300.000 (?) napster users banned. View the joke about it (ShockWave file): Original location Copy at Huum