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- Poor HouseYou are so poor, thieves break in and leave things. '
- Bronze rat (a classic joke)A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display, he discovers a detailed life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so
- The Garden of EdenAdam was strolling through the Garden of Eden, and he asked God, "God can you put someone else on this planet with me? It's kind of lonely here?" So God said, "I will put on earth a woman," "'What is
- Mother of SixA man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night they attended a party
- Johnny Cannot Tell a Lie'One time, back in the ''day,'' a boy named Johnny was walking to school with his girlfriend. He was trying to impress her, so he said, ''I bet you I can push my father's outhouse into the river.'' Sh
- Jesus gives speechJesus was standing on a hill talking to his people. ''He who hath not sinned, cast the first stone." Just then a stone came flying from the back of the crowd and hit him hard on the head. ''Ouch, Mo
- The SnowballI made myself a snowball As perfect as could be. I thought I'd keep it as a pet And let it sleep with me. I made it some pajamas And a pillow for its head. Then last night it ran awa
- Job ApplicationTwo young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test
- Southern DrawlBARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjah
- Language Of The SexesWomen's English YesNo NoYes MaybeNo I'm sorry.You'll be sorry. We needI want It's your decisionThe correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you wantYou'll pay for this later We ne