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- Children's books you will NOT see"You Were an Accident" "Strangers Have the Best Candy" "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" "Some Kittens Can Fly!" "The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion" "Getting More Chocolate on You
- 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and mutte
- Goin' huntin'A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the
- Two New Elements (Sexual)Two new additions to the periodic table of elements Element Name: WOMANIUM Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there) Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at n
- Find The LordA drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the Minister. The Minister turns, notices the old drun
- A Little Far-Fetched, But OkayWhat do you call a midget clairvoyant on the run? A small medium at large!
- Dread diseases (adult)The newlyweds were undressing, and the wife examined her disrobing husband closely for the first time: "Gee, those are funny-looking knees." "Well," explained the husband, "when I was a little boy,
- Honk If You Love JesusThe other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus'' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance followed by a thunderous prayer me
- Pillsbury Doughboy ObituaryVeteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player. Fresh was buried in one
- Sermon on TemperanceA southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, ''If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'' With even greater emphasis he sai