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- Enlightenment QuizEnlightenment Quiz 1. Yin and ......... A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang 2. A Zen koan is ........> A) A Jewish Buddhist B) All of the above C) None of the above D) None of the above 3
- Cristmas QuizIf athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe. A bird dog could be called a point setter. James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus in his novel The Deer Sleigher.
- Why Beer is Better than WomenWhy Beer is Better than Women 1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG. 2. BEER STAINS WASH OUT. 3. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE BEER. 4. YOUR BEER WILL ALWAYS WAIT PATIENTLY FOR YOU IN T
- IgnoredPatient: Doctor, Doctor everyone ignores me! Doctor: Next please.
- Buckwheat and DarlaBuckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla "How do you spell 'dumb'?" Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb". The teacher says, "very good, now use it in a sentence." She says "Buckwheat is d
- Three mistressesThere is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that he only wants to have one, so he has to choose. He decides on a way to choose by giving them each $150 and telling them to go of
- The Psychiatric Hotline"Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline." If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalitie
- Cows EarthquakeQ. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A. A milk shake!
- Having a baby.The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the nec
- EarsWhat kind of ear does a train have? an Engineer