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- BagpipeWhat's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
- Peeping Stacz (adult theme)Stacz looked over the backyard fence and admired Fred's wife while she sunbathed topless. The next day, Stacz corners his neighbor on the driveway saying, "Na, na, na, na. I saw your wife sunbathing i
- Coming home very lateThe angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume, she snarled, that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'
- Minnesota Scandinavian humorHeard on Garrison Keillor's "Prairie Home Companion" radio show: Ole was on his death bed. His pastor had been summoned and, from all appearances, the end was imminent. As he lay there gasping for
- Jesus and Satan are having a conversation...Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.Finally God said, "Cool it.
- Little old lady in a porno-shopA little old lady with blue hair entered the marital aids shop and asked in a quivering voice, "Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-dildos h-here?" The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old l
- Reaching the end of a job...Reaching the end of a jobinterview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT what kind of a salary he was looking for. "Inthe neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on th
- Useful Work PhrasesHow about never? Is never good for you? I see you've set aside this special time, to humiliate yourself in public. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. I will a
- You Know You're a Mom When ...You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal. You have time to shave only one leg at a time. You hide in the bathroom to be alone. Your kid throws up and you c
- NeutronWhat do you call a neutron that has been around for a while? An oldtron.