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- Skeleton Crossing the RoadWhy'd the skeleton cross the road? To go to the body shop.
- Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous10) You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom, and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. 9) Your firstborn is named Dotcom. 8) You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled with a feeling of emp
- Low Self EsteemI've been feeling down for so long that I finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. I went there, laid on the couch, spilled my guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist
- My New Car"I see you bought a new car. What's the make?" "A Perndle." "I've never heard of a Perndle before." "Me neither, but that's what it says, right over the steering wheel: P-R-N-D-L."
- The Funeral DanceThere was a great loss today in theentertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What wasreally horrible is that they had trouble keeping the body in the casket. They put his lef
- Redhead JokeQ: What do you call a redhead with an attitude? A: Normal.
- Doing the McNamara (a lampoon)In the 22 May 1995 issue of The New Yorker (Price $2.50) there are five book review lampoons written by Christopher Buckley called "Doing the McNamara" (p. 100). All five are satirically sick. Here is
- Ray Charles Hurts Himself. A Lot.How did Helen Keller parents punish him as a child? They rearranged the furniture.
- Elderly, sex, non-offensiveA ninety year old man is sitting on a park bench crying. The police drive by and see him. They stop to see what is wrong. Police: "What's wrong?" Elderly Man: "I'm married to a twenty year old w
- POOFAn old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.''Well, now,'' s