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Misc Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Top 10 Signs a Redneck has Been on Your Computer10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them. 6. The numeric keypad o
- FBI Agent for Hire3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. You
- Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo: "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pa
- Shiny New MotorcycleAn engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first. The second eng
- The transferThe boss of a large company says to his protege : " I'm transferring you to the northern office " The protege says : " But that place is full of whores and football players!" The boss replies :
- Lunch for the LamaA buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”
- Suspicious couple in a carA policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a comput
- It Ain't BingoQ: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: A slot machine.
- Handful of PJsA man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques." His friend replied," Yes I know, I have seen your wife." Dad: "Son, what do you want for your birthday?"
- Dr. Seuss as Technical WriterDr. Seuss as Technical Writer If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then