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Misc Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- Top 10 Signs a Redneck has Been on Your Computer10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them. 6. The numeric keypad o
- FBI Agent for Hire3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. You
- Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo: "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pa
- Shiny New MotorcycleAn engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first. The second eng
- The transferThe boss of a large company says to his protege : " I'm transferring you to the northern office " The protege says : " But that place is full of whores and football players!" The boss replies :
- An Egyptian man is walking...An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds. "No, not worth it!" "OK, how about 50 E
- Aggies R DumThere was an Aggie, a Longhorn, and a Bug Eater. They attempted to rob a bank but got caught. They went to court and were sentenced to the electric chair. The guys operating it told them th
- Women RockWhat do women and rocks have in common? You skip the flat ones
- HUM: The Village People MeetsHUM: The Village People Meets Star Wars (***) Y.O.D.A (To the Village People's "Y.M.C.A") (As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker). YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I said
- Q. What doQ. What do the TV shows 'Green Acres' and 'Roseanne' have in common? A. A pig named Arnold.