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Misc Jokes

500 Jokes on 50 Pages
  • Top 10 Signs a Redneck has Been on Your Computer
    10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them. 6. The numeric keypad o
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  • FBI Agent for Hire
    3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. You
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  • Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
    Employer's Lingo: "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pa
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  • Shiny New Motorcycle
    An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first. The second eng
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  • The transfer
    The boss of a large company says to his protege : " I'm transferring you to the northern office " The protege says : " But that place is full of whores and football players!" The boss replies :
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  • An Egyptian man is walking...
    An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds. "No, not worth it!" "OK, how about 50 E
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  • Aggies R Dum
    There was an Aggie, a Longhorn, and a Bug Eater. They attempted to rob a bank but got caught. They went to court and were sentenced to the electric chair. The guys operating it told them th
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  • Women Rock
    What do women and rocks have in common? You skip the flat ones
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  • HUM: The Village People Meets
    HUM: The Village People Meets Star Wars (***) Y.O.D.A (To the Village People's "Y.M.C.A") (As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker). YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I said
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  • Q. What do
    Q. What do the TV shows 'Green Acres' and 'Roseanne' have in common? A. A pig named Arnold.
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