Jokes - 50
- Hair UpQ: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
- Everything in moderation, including moderation.Everything in moderation, including moderation.
- Window SeatQ: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A1: She'd just dyed her hair. A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn'
- Brilliant's Law Of Limited Ambition:Brilliant's Law Of Limited Ambition: If you can't learn how to do it well, learn how to enjoy doing it poorly.
- Some come to the fountainSome come to the fountain of knowledge to drink, some prefer to just gargle.
- Wash Hair In SinkQ: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
- A bad day fishing isA bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.
- Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself. 99. Hang up
- Cropp's Law: The amountCropp's Law: The amount of work done varies inversely with the amount of time spent in the office.