Jokes - 14
- The Shiny-Walled Box ThingieA small boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
- Rejected Army Slogans"Kill All That You Can Kill" "Shower With Men" "Knock Up Foreign Broads" "All The Grits You Can Eat" "Be A Flame Thrower, Not A Flame Broiler" "Purple Hearts = Free Beers At Hooter
- Adam and EveAfter spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her. Ada
- Signs He Only Wants To Get Laid- Watching a nature show where animals fornicate, he keeps winking and doing the eyebrow thing. - When you ask him what kind of car he likes to drive, he solemnly replies, "The skin bus to tuna tow
- RexA horny old trapper named Rex Liked the risks of wild porcupine sex. By incredible luck His dick never got stuck, But his nuts were just pitiful wrecks.
- SuicideA blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doi
- NerdsHow many nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to be the cunsultant. One to be the labor manager. Two to hire people. Four to actually screw in the lightbulb. Five to be the ladder a
- BumA woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a five dollar bill to a bum." "You gave a bum fiv
- How To Drive Men Crazy!1. Do not say what you mean. Ever. 2. Cry. Cry often. 3. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought years, months, or decades ago...or with other boyfriends. 4. Make them apologize for
- One Heck of a Bad Day!!!!This Is From A Florida Newspaper... A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the m