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Holidays Jokes - 8
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- Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?Q: Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ? A: Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
- What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? A: They go into to town and blow a few bucks.
- Why doesn't Santa have any children?Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children? A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
- What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common ?Q: What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common ? A: They both have colored balls.
- How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?Q: How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike? A: They both have ornamental balls.
- What's the difference between snow men and snow women?Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women? A: Snowballs
- Why do people make snow men instead of snow women?Q: Why do people make snow men instead of snow women? A: Because it takes too long to hollow out the head!
- Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Q: Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? A: Because the snow blower was coming down the block.
- Why do Mexicans eat Tamales at Christmas?Q: Why do Mexicans eat Tamales at Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap!
- Christmas tatooThis woman walks into a tattoo shop and asks for a tattoo of a Christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tattoo artist say that's an unusual request