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- Helpful advice for travellersHelpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?
- Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor...Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe's worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells him,"Just eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock."Steve sa
- Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on...Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants that breakfast could be served.One of the passengers, upset because he was awakened, growled, "Whotur
- From a Southwest Airlines employee....From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatb
- A delicacyAn American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. No
- I am called a PrincessThe United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to desce
- A passenger announcement.This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come insideways.
- Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLVExamination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks *1. What language is spoken in France?2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular
- What did Santa say to the three blondes?Q: What did Santa say to the three blondes? A: Ho! Ho! Ho!
- Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? A: He sold his soul to Santa