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Christmas Jokes
170 Jokes on 17 Pages
- Love, SantaDear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christm
- Poor Turkey!When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, and he told me there was something that I had to know. His look an
- Carol'sThree men die in a car accident Christmas eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter heaven. On entering they must present something Christmassy. The first man searches his
- Santa delivering presentsOne time Santa Claus was out delivering presents on Christmas morning, when he came to the house of a beautiful young woman. He slid down the chimney, and there she was waiting for him in her best bat
- Jesus is in the bathroomA Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they u
- The christmas birdA few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Ch
- Top 10 santa pick up lines10. "I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly." 9. "I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge." 8. "I've got something you can hang a wreath on." 7. "One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin'
- The Top 10 Signs You're Sick of the Holidays10. You've got red and green bags under your eyes 9. You're serving reindeer pot pie 8. When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?," you scream, "No! I'm not listening!" 7. You
- 20 ways to confuse santa1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding
- Does santa exist?1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying