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Holidays Jokes
250 Jokes on 25 Pages
- Love, SantaDear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christm
- Poor Turkey!When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, and he told me there was something that I had to know. His look an
- Homemade Bargain GiftHere's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown
- Christmas at the Post OfficeMail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson
- The Office Christmas PartyWhat I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller
- Believing in SantaChristmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything!-Charlie Viracola
- The Miracle of ChristmasI think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale
- Jews & ChristmasDecember 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
- Bad SantaA little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.
- Christmas Jokes - Question and AnswerQ: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What