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Genres Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- UglyI'm fat, but you're ugly and I can lose weight!
- International restroomQ. If you're Australian going into the bathroom and American coming out, then what were you inside the Batroom? A. European (You're a-peein')
- You're so ugly...You're so ugly you make blind kids cry!
- The snooker playerQ. Why did the snooker player go to the toilet? A. To pot the brown.
- Jack the ripperQ. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
- dinner timeYou are so poor that when you went up to your mom and asked her what you were having for dinner, she opened up her legs and said,"Tuna!"
- you're so uglyLast time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
- dicipline your blind kidhow do you diciplie a blind kid?....................... You move the furniture around.
- You're so uglyYou're so ugly that when you looked out the window, you got a fine for disturbing the peace.
- You're so stupid...You're so stupid that you got hit by a parked car.