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- In September, a 7-year- oldIn September, a 7-year- old boy fell off a 100-foot-high bluff near Ozark, Ark., after he lost his grip swinging on a cross that marked the spot where another person had fallen to his death in 1990.
- FaceDoes your face hurt? Well, it's killing me!
- How to annoy your coworkersA guy walks into a construction site, sets down his football bat, and orders a beer. The flamingo looks at him and says, "I'll bet you $5.00 that you can't stand on your own neck." The guy replies,
- One of our Favorite Headlines "PandaOne of our Favorite Headlines "Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over"
- One of our Favorite Headlines "SomethingOne of our Favorite Headlines "Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says"
- Recently I answered the phoneRecently I answered the phone and it was a sales person from a long distance company. They asked for my late father by name. "I'm sorry," I answered, "but he's dead." Their reply, "May I leave
- Microsoft Corp today announced thatMicrosoft Corp today announced that they would purchase the source the PenPoint operating system for the value of one of Bill Gates eye-lashes (est. value $1.3 million). Gates was quoted as saying "
- UglyQ: How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
- Science Watch: Government and autoScience Watch: Government and auto industry officials are debating which crash dummies best imitate humans in accidents. Says Paul Ryan, "They can't decide whether it's the ones who play with the ra
- Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, wasSylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed in February in Selbyville, Del., as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigge