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- Happy MealYou're so poor that you put a Happy Meal from McDonald's on Lay-A-way.
- A rogue guide dog hasA rogue guide dog has been destroyed after leading four of its blind owners to their deaths. Charity workers were last night facing an investigation into how four-year-old Labrador Gamer was allo
- A man went into aA man went into a drug store, pulled a gun, announced a robbery, and pulled a Hefty-bag face mask over his head -- and realized that he'd forgotten to cut eyeholes in the mask.
- You're so ugly...You're so ugly you make blind kids cry!
- The snooker playerQ. Why did the snooker player go to the toilet? A. To pot the brown.
- Jack the ripperQ. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper? A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
- You're so poor jokeYou're so poor you can't afford a boner.
- A 10pm curfew was imposedA 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast, and everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot. However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm. "Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superi
- Our correspondent in Poland reportsOur correspondent in Poland reports that Wojciech Jaruzelski, Tadeusz Mazowiecki and Lech Walesa met in a summit conference, and the only thing that they could agree on was that George Bush has a
- British Columbia, Canada: Police officersBritish Columbia, Canada: Police officers on patrol about 1:00 am spotted 4 men breaking into a vehicle. They gave chase on foot, catching and arresting two of the men. The other two escaped. A coup