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- Mary Poppins has retired fromMary Poppins has retired from her days as a nanny and currently resides in Venice Beach, CA, where she predicts cases of bad breath for her clients. Her sign outside her office reads: "Super Califor
- Ugly KidsWhich sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom.
- "Demi Moore's new movie about"Demi Moore's new movie about the first woman in the elite Navy Seals still has no name," says Alex Kaseberg. "They decided not to go with the title chosen by a test marketing group -- 'Straight
- Very PoorYou're so poor I went to your house and asked where the bathroom was and you said, '4th bottle to the left.'
- England: A German "tourist," supposedlyEngland: A German "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, shows up at customs with his golf bag. While making idle chatter about golf, the customs official realizes that the tourist does not know w
- Ahh The SuspenseDo you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? I'll let you know tomorrow.
- In February, according to policeIn February, according to police in Windsor, Ont., Daniel Kolta, 27, and Randy Taylor, 33, died in a head-on collision, thus earning a tie in the game of chicken they were playing with their snowmob
- Slip Into Something ComfortableWhy don't you slip into something comfortable. . .like a coma.
- Red ShirtYour so fat that when you walk outside in a red shirt everyone Shouts 'Kool Aid, Kool Aid'
- St. Petersburg, Florida: A Florida womanSt. Petersburg, Florida: A Florida woman is offering to sell one of her kidneys to pay off a hospital debt. Ruth Sparrow ran an ad over the weekend in The St. Petersburg Times. It read: "KIDNE