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- Two members of the LothianTwo members of the Lothian and Borders traffic police were out on the Berwickshire moors with a radar gun recently, happily engaged in apprehending speeding motorists, when their equipment suddenly
- The White House says PresidentThe White House says President Clinton will make a speech on campaign finance reform today in California. Says Argus Hamilton, "The exact time hasn't been announced. Aides are still trying to fit it
- A Charlotte, NC man, havingA Charlotte, NC man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against... get this... fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and
- A man successfully broke intoA man successfully broke into a bank's basement through a street-level window, cutting himself up pretty badly in the process. He then realized that (1) he could not get to the money from where he w
- The Roslin lab in ScotlandThe Roslin lab in Scotland is scheduled for a government budget cut. "But that won't have much effect," says Michael X. Ferraro. "Once you've cloned sheep, it's not that difficult to counterfeit mon
- One of our Favorite Headlines "SurvivorOne of our Favorite Headlines "Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents"
- Saturday, September 6, 1997 Ligonier, PA.Saturday, September 6, 1997 Ligonier, PA. -- There was an old woman who worked in a shoe. She saw a lot of tourists and knew exactly what to do. After 25 years of playing the "old woman who li
- "In retrospect, lighting the match"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tom
- Then there was theThen there was the psychology professor, a Yankee's Yankee and a feminist's feminist, who tells the following story about herself to illustrate that doctorates don't necessarily make you smart. S
- If any of you guysIf any of you guys out there have ever thought you have balls, forget about it. This is a true story that just happened at a wedding at Clemson. This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. Afte