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- Chicago --30-year-old Emad Haddad wasChicago --30-year-old Emad Haddad was shot and killed Friday afternoon after chasing two men who'd robbed his store-Sunburst Food and Liquors-on Chi-Town's bright and glamorous 79th Street. Accor
- "GOP leaders have returned from"GOP leaders have returned from that bash in Palm Beach for donors of $175,000," says Hamilton. "Last Year, Congress promised to do something about special-interest contributions. What they have dec
- Safeway has made a $1.7Safeway has made a $1.7 billion offer for Vons markets. Says Bob Mills, "The amount of the bid became public after a checkout clerk was overheard yelling 'Price check on the company!'" He adds, "
- General Motors Introduces New Instant-WinGeneral Motors Introduces New Instant-Win Airbags Detroit-- With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the domestic market down 11 percent since 1993, General Motors unveiled a new insta
- A lawyer defending a manA lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fa
- Kentucky: Two men tried toKentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off an ATM cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though,
- Indiana: A man walked upIndiana: A man walked up to a cashier at a grocery store and demanded all the money in the register. When the cashier handed him the loot, he fled -- leaving his wallet on the counter.
- My classmate, Susan, and IMy classmate, Susan, and I are in the middle of our thesis rewrites for Johns Hopkins University. We only have two weeks left and we are both quite razzled at the prospect of doing more research in
- In the current film, Titanic,In the current film, Titanic, the character Rose is shown giving the finger to Jack (another character).Many people who have seen the film, question whether "giving the finger" was done around the
- In September in Detroit, aIn September in Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing headfirst through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.