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Rude Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- The VoododickA man walked into a sex shop and asked" I would like the best viabrator you have got. The man behind the counter replys" i have just what your looking for" and dashes behind the counter. He hops back
- Sumoyou suck
- Nose Picking GlossaryTHE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit! CAMOUFLAGED KIDD
- Yo mama so dirtyyo mama so dirty, I tried to have phone sex with her and got an ear infection
- How to make an ugly baby...Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby? A: Ask your parents.
- Lesbian Hit Parade1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet. 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke. 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge. 4. W
- What is the Difference between...Q:What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? A:You can unscrew a lightbulb.
- wats red bumpy and itchy ?cunt rash do u get it ?yes so u do get cunt rash
- TimbucktwoThere was a teacher who wanted two boys to make up a sentence with timbucktwo. Firstboy: me and my mum went on holiday to timbucktwo. Teacher: very well done. secondboy: Me and my mate tim w
- Helen KellerWhy did Helen Keller go insane? She tried to read a stucco wall.