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Rude Jokes
500 Jokes on 50 Pages
- So pooryour family is so poor that when i droped a cigarate in your house you said clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord that we have heat.
- Poothere was three guys named mannours,shutup and poo . oneday poo fell into a ditch and manners jumped into save poo and shutup went to go get help a police asked whats your name? shutup whats yo
- Don king kongyour mommy chest so hairy, it looks like king kong is about to pop out and say hello america
- Suspect\"Doctor, Doctor\", \"I keep thinking I am in the Special Services.\" Doctor, \" Calm down man, your just PARA-NO-ID\".
- Whats the difference?whats the difference between pink and purple?............................... your grip!!
- Bic lightertwo golfers out playing golf,dave says to chas can i get a light for my cigarette,sure says chas, in my golf bag. he looks in the golf bag and sees a 12 inch bic lighter,lights his cigarette and asks
- TimbucktwoThere was a teacher who wanted two boys to make up a sentence with timbucktwo. Firstboy: me and my mum went on holiday to timbucktwo. Teacher: very well done. secondboy: Me and my mate tim w
- Big donkeya man walked into a pub and saw a donkey in a corner with a sign round his neck he asked the barman what it was about he said if u can do it you get the money in the jar near the donkey.so the man wen
- You Should Be Me.You so ugly Freddy Couger Said, take my place.
- ANIMALSWHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY DINOSAR? A MEGA SOREASS!!! WHAT DO YOU CALL A LESIBAN DINOSAR? I LICKALOTOFPUS