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  • At the blood donor clinic
    A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that
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  • How to make an ugly baby...
    Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby? A: Ask your parents.
    6 years ago
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  • Lesbian Hit Parade
    1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet. 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke. 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge. 4. W
    7 years ago
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  • WARNING: These are RUDE.
    Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A. Ask your mother. Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist? A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Q. What di
    3 years ago
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  • Rude Nusery Rhymes!
    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men Said fuck him! - he's only an egg! Little boy blew Hey! He needed the money!
    2 years ago
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  • 37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
    1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bone
    4 years ago
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  • Dirty Dishes!
    A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. "Were these dishes ever w
    6 years ago
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  • Bad News, Good News, Great News...
    The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Jones, but we have some informati
    4 years ago
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  • Salami & the Talibuttheads
    Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads: Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket? A: It's his photo ID. Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common? A:
    6 years ago
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  • The Pepsi plane crash...
    There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle. A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew. The
    3 years ago
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