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- Going to the DoctorsThere was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctor called and the wife answered. "I'm going to have
- Dead BabiesWhat is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling balls? Dead babies.. because you can use a pitchfork.
- Gay BasherQ: What's the difference between a faggot and a queer? A: A faggot won't go downtown with you to beat up queers!
- How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
- Rotten Little JohnnyKids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy," Kids: "Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?"
- Bathroom?Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back to her place. "You can't make any noise," she warns him. "My parents are upstairs and if they find o
- Leper at the World SeriesA guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he gets there, he has trouble finding a seat because pieces of him are peeling and flaking off, and he's very concerned about grossin
- How do you make a dead baby float?How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.
- Hooker ProgressThree generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one day just talking about the business. The youngest one complained, "You know Mom and Grandma, now guys want a blow job and a fuck for
- Good boysMum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day. She told him - "Johnny dearest, good boys save it till they're 18." Johnny did. And by 18, he had 11 jars full!