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- THESE ARE RUDE(CHILDREN ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO READ THIS)q:DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU FUCK,WHAT COMES OUT?aNSWER:THE UNWANTED THINGS.
- Blind jokesWhat did the blind man say when he walked in the fish market HELLO LADIES
- What gets longerWhat gets longer when pulled, fits between ur tits, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? A seat belt you pervert! by kim J
- Differencewhats the difference between a poofter an a freezer? the freezer doesnt fart when you pull the meat out!
- Hairy MUFFIN!!The girls dad took her out to get a chocolate muffin! "dad can hve me hair cut please??" "ye sure hun lets go in here" The girl goes in the hairdressers to get her hair cut with her dad. Hairdress
- ChainsawQ. why are niggers scared of chainsaws? A. because the chainsaw goes run nigger nigger run
- At the blood donor clinicA man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that
- How to make an ugly baby...Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby? A: Ask your parents.
- Gays in a bar.How do you get four gay guys to sit at one stool? Turn it upside down!
- Blind man sniffs wood.A blind man applies for a job at a saw mill. The owner interviewing him asks him what kind of a job he is interested in. The blind man says "Inspecting wood." The owner laughs and says "But you're