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- The Rude Little Girl.One day a little girl heard her big sister talk on the phone and she said bitch and barstards. The little girl asked her sister what bitches and barstards ment. She said Ladies and Gentlemen. The n
- Jack the ripperQ.Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? A. Getting fingered by captain hook
- WTFI walk up to a bar with my wife and say one beer and the bartender sayes ONE min. sex with my wife
- Rooster jokeWhats the difference between a hooker and a rooster? A rooster says Cock a doodle doo and a hooker says any Cock all doo
- Michael JacksonWhy does Michael Jackson say ouch? cause he graps himself tooo hard
- PeaceIf a dove is the sign of peace what is the sign of true love?? Swallow
- BLACKA BLACK BOY WAS GIVEN WINGS BY GOD THE LITTLE BOY ASKED GOD DOES THAT MEAN IM AN ANGEL GOD SAID NAW NIGGA YOUS A BAT!!
- Nursery rhymeLittle miss hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor doggy a bone, she bent down the dog was around and her gave her a bone of his own!!!
- Indian nameOne day an native indian child asks his dad ; Dad how do we get our name, his father replies well we choose a name when child is born of the actions that occur around us like Running Deer and Night Wo
- Black womenWhy are black women always mad?....Because it takes them 9 months to take a shit.