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- Captainwhat did the first mate see in the toilet?the captains log .
- Nunwhat is black and white and red all over?a nun in a blender.
- Girls teddy bearHow do you make a four year old girl cry twice? Wipe your bloody cock on her teddy bear.
- And Ya Pull A Knife?A man wakes up every morning and takes a shower, shaves and goes to work. One morning, the man wakes up with an erection looks at the clock and sees he is late for work. so the man skips the shower an
- A-hole1.looks like she did one too many hits of acid. 2.is your gfother your grandfarther to? 3.did your mom get hit in the stomach when she was pregnant? 4.looks like his cheese slid off his cracker. 5.if
- Why Did Brad Leave JenWhy did brad leave jen? Because angelina said she would, spit some pitts
- Gay guys in barhow do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? Turn it upside down How do you get them off? Shake it
- Warning rudeWhat does a black guy and a apple have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree
- Jews in volkswagenhow do you fit 100 jews in a volkswagen? 2 in the front,2 in the back , and 96 in the ashtray!
- Red ManThere was once a red man who lived in a red house and everything inside th house was red. He believed he was the only red person in the world. One day he was having a shower when he heard the door rin