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- Rats and blacksa guy walks into a store and he sees this statue of a golden rat and he buys it. well after a while rats start to follow him and the longer he walks more rats join him well finaly he throws the statue
- Prostitute corner2 prostitutes walk on to the corner of the street one says "i have a good feeling about tonight i can already smell cock in the air the other one says " sorry i just burped"
- Helen KellerDid you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? ...Neither did she.
- When you die you ask him..read it its worth itthis one kid was learning about whales in class. the teacher says "whales cant actualy open their mouth that wide, so they cant even swallow a human." Then a kid says "But joana got swallowed by a wha
- Helen KellerWhy didnt Helen Keller scream when she fell off the moutain? She was wearing mittens!
- Fly on Toilet seatWhat happened to the fly on the toilet seat? He got pissed off.
- Lesbian coffinHow many screws are there in a lesbian coffin? None, its just tongue and groove
- American hospitals!!!!!Bloke desperate to use the loo in Chicago hospital is told by nurse 2 use the ladies but not too touch any buttons on the wall.Inside there were 4 buttons marked ww,wa,pp& a red 1 marked ATR. Curious,
- Whats the difference?whats the difference between pink and purple?............................... your grip!!
- Wats the differencewats the difference between pink and purple??....................................your grip!!