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- Whowwhen the wourld started there were no clothes what did eve say to adam thats a hard one
- Poothere was three guys named mannours,shutup and poo . oneday poo fell into a ditch and manners jumped into save poo and shutup went to go get help a police asked whats your name? shutup whats yo
- FATJOKEHOW DO YOU GET A FAT GIRL INTO BED?...........PEICE OF CAKE!!!
- DrugdealersTwo Guys are getting charged with drug dealing. In court the Judge tells both of em, "I will give you two the weekend to go out there and convince as much people as you can to quit drugs forever. The
- Mj and a xboxQ: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? A: Both get turned on by kids!!!
- A guy walks into a bar with his 3 ducks, puts them each on a stoll and asks the bar tender to watch them while he goes outside and uses the...
- UnderpantsWhat are two robbers called? A pair of knickers
- Flatthere was a 3 floored flat the guy on the top didnt have a sink so he had t5o shave out of a window the guy on the 2nd floor didnt have a toilet so he had to piss out of the window and the guy on the
- Yum!What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting her back in her wheelchair!!
- Sandpaper sallyA man walks into a whore house. And asks for a whore. Man says I only have one left and trust me you dont want her. Guy says I dont care I just wanna fuck. So they get in the room and he sticks it in